Beware The Kristina Applegate Curse
Item! I’ve been researching one of my favorite actresses. You may know her as Kelly Bundy, but her real name is Kristina Applegate – http://Www.Bbc.Co.uk/search/?q=Kristina+Applegate . She’s always been a shining example of an acting triple threat: brains, beauty, and a great sense of humor. That’s why I could hardly believe my discovery, but I checked and double checked the evidence, and there was no denying the unsettling box office phenomenon I christened The Kristina Applegate Curse. We little guys all think of Kristina as celebrity – http://photobucket.com/images/celebrity dynamite, but she’s actually, at best, a firecracker. How do I know it? Let me set the scene. After seeing the underrated Surviving Christmas, I went on the Internet line, just to make sure I hadn’t overlooked any of Kristina’s work. What a surprise I was in for! It turns out I hadn’t even scratched the surface. Her r read like a Top 10 list of flops. Surviving Christmas was a lump of coal, business wise. Employee Of The Month? Never heard of it. View From The Top? Crashed on landing. All these movies had star power out the wazoo, so there was no reason they should’ve tanked. I double checked the Harvey research, and sure enough, these movies all had one common element: Kristina. Anchor Men was a success. But it’s the exception that proves the rule: Applegate is box UGG Kids Fox Fur Short 5281 Chocolate UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Kids+Fox+Fur+Short+5281+Chocolate+UK office poison. Let’s hope the right project comes along and breaks the curse. She’s too cute to be an utter failure. Speaking of the underrated Surviving Christmas. Go see it! It’s a fun family – http://Www.adobe.com/cfusion/search/index.cfm?term=&fun+family&loc=en_us&siteSection=home romp everyone will enjoy! As a member of the media, I do my darnedest to spread the word about those movies and shows you, the busy consumer, may have overlooked. This is why I’m launching my new feature, Second Looks With Jackie Harvey. This week, I’d like to humbly direct people’s attention to a movie that had all the right stuff, but for reasons no one can explain, never took off. What movie is that? That movie is Taxi, with Queen Levitra – http://mondediplo.com/spip.php?page=recherche&recherche=Queen+Levitra and Jimmy Fallen! Taxi has it all. It’s a buddy comedy with Jimmy as a cop who can’t drive and Queen as a taxi driver who can. Using her car, Queen helps Jimmy track down a drug dealer. Or killer. I have to watch it again to figure out which one it is. It really doesn’t matter, since it’s all just a backdrop for the sexual tension between the two fishes out of water. (Ka pow! When are those two going to get it on?) 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When I sat down to write this column, I found it written down at my desk: “Carson Daley and teeth.” I have no idea what I was going to say about one or the other, let alone both. Carson’s teeth are nice, as far as I can see. They are a nice hue, and they are nicely proportioned to his mouth all celebrities have nice teeth – http://Answers.Yahoo.com/search/search_result?p=nice+teeth&submit-go=Search+Y!+Answers . Except Peter Gallager; he’s a little cappy. My choppers – http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result?p=choppers&submit-go=Search+Y!+Answers are pretty good, and I’ve never even had braces, not to brag. Anyway, if you read an article about Carson Daley’s teeth, just remember: You heard it UGG Womens Mini Fingerless 6200 Red UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Womens+Mini+Fingerless+6200+Red+UK here first! The other Hilton Paris, but the other one her husband got an annulment after only three months. This is sad news for those of us who had hoped that she would make Paris think, “Oh, what a mess I’ve made of my life while my less famous sister has done so well for herself!” Now, the trap door has been opened, and they’re both on a chute to the same basement laundry facility where all the hotel towels go. On the other hand, that other Hilton UGG Mens Classic Mini 1002072 Grey UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Mens+Classic+Mini+1002072+Grey+UK is pretty cute. Fellas, start your romance engines! every storm there is a rainbow, and the yin to the Hilton yang is Star Jones, who, after teasing us for months to the point where I was ready for the divorce! an honest man of Al Roynolds in a fairytale wedding that will be remembered for weeks to come. They made small talk while the sorter counted out the amount ($13.70), and before you know it, a love connection was made. From pocket change to major lifestyle changes, I give the couple a hearty Outside Scoop congratulations! is coming and so is snow. So now I have to get myself some snow boots. When I was a kid, I had to carry my shoes to school with me and slip plastic bread bags over my socks before I put on my snowmobile boots to keep my feet dry. Do they make those boots in adult sizes? I think it would be fun to wear them again. a special treat, take a peak at the Harvey Things To See Or Places To Dine List! Desperate Housewives the No. 1 new show for a reason, right? Ray a lot of Oscar buzz surrounding UGG Womens Gissela 5593 Black UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Womens+Gissela+5593+Black+UK star Jamie Fox for his turn as of boxer Sugar Ray Leonard. The Incredibles love hero stories. Outback Steak House my three loves: Australia, ribeye steaks, and theme restaurants. that’s all the room we have for now. I had more thoughtful essays than I did gossip this time around, so I promise a ton of juicy morsels next time. Just to get the juices flowing, what Soprannoes UGG Womens Double U Logo Sheepskin U1023 Blue UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Womens+Double+U+Logo+Sheepskin+U1023+Blue+UK star may be following Andrea DeMatteao UGG Womens Classic Short Glitter 5825 Blue UK – http://www.latincamp.co.uk/cheap/?key=UGG+Womens+Classic+Short+Glitter+5825+Blue+UK to the show Joey? Plus, I’ll ask the tough question that no one wants to ask about Scott Peterson: killer or monster? All that next time. on the Outside!
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